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a-ppealing:

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

CRY EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

(Source: supermans, via paganism-and-pride)


nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

(via paganism-and-pride)


regressiontowardtheaverage:

This vending machine and I are one and the same.

(via paganism-and-pride)


peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via pizza)


typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

(via shawnsskitz)


School.

(Source: nikubous, via animetupac)


(Source: nintendocookies, via modifiedman)


(Source: bgc-land, via pizza)


#i don’t know what i’m doing with my life anymore….

(Source: herminah, via based-lumby)


deersatan:

fanart of characters who don’t normally wear glasses wearing glasses

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(Source: alien0104, via enrychan)


(Source: ileu, via based-lumby)


(Source: kanyedoin, via based-lumby)


nasturbate:

it just got so much better

(via rhydonmyhardon)


yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

(via based-lumby)


littlemissredfield:

Escorting someone in any video game is truly a frustration.

(via enrychan)